Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Homestuck Relationships*Flushed: I adore you~!
Caliiginous: I hate you ‘cause we one up each other.
pale: Okay crazy best friend, I’ll be here for ya
Ashen: okay, you two cut that crap out before you kill each other.
pale/flushed: I have a crush on my morail.
flushed/pale: I really rather be your morail, but this is fine.
caliginous/flushed: I love you but at the same time I still hate you.
Flushed/caliginous: I hat…e you, but there’s something about you I adore.
ashen/morail: three crazy best friends.
pale/ashen: I’m here for you both, but you need to stop fighting.
Ashen/caligous: I hate you both but I don’t want you dead.
Caligous/ashen: I hate you because you stop me from killing them.
and then the middles one’s all, I love/hate/trust/help you.*
i have a story featuring a caligiounous moirialigance: “Im going to keep punching you untill you stop crying!”
for reference reasons
- Mod X
Even before I read Homestuck I thought this was the funniest thing.
this comic appears on my dash routinely, like every month it appears like “time to read pancakesteins panty raid comic again” and I read it every time